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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

In-laws


Who is this crazy lady?


Monday, January 12, 2009

Thank you for being a friend!

I used to watch the Golden Girls. And yes, I enjoyed it. I also used to watch Little House on the Prairie. As a child, I longed for the sort of struggles that Laura Ingalls experienced; I longed to wash clothes by hand with only a brush and a metal washboard. I longed to butcher a hog and live off it for three months using every possible part that was edible. When Manly came along, I thought, when I'm sixteen I'm going to marry a thirty year old man, too. That's a real man.

Daytime television just isn't the same anymore. I was home sick a couple of months ago and all it was was court case after court case after court case. It was like, after eight hours of Judge Judy, Judge Mike Reynolds or Judge Janet, you get rewarded with back to back episodes of Law & Order. What is the world of Television trying to say? That people who watch daytime television have a closer connection to the Judicial branch than people who work during the day?  My god, some smart entrepreneur is going to take something from these shows, represent the American spirit and set up shop from home. Offer low cost court time and enforce rulings by Strong Arm Jimmy down the block. Never mind they didn't pass the Bar. The metal bar will pass many times.